Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.Viruses you suffer from:
- Junkfood
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Religion
- Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- Free BSD
- The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
- Brand Names
- Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
- Environmentalism
- Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Macintosh
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- Linux (95%)
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- Politics (95%)
- Stop caring!
- X11 (60%)
- I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
- Computer Games (60%)
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Scan yourself now
Ni submitted homework at 9:32 PM
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